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[koneko]

non mais, le meilleur antivirus c'est de pas utiliser windows


arf mon ex m'a contaminé avec ses histoires de linux... bon, le probleme avec linux c'est que faut apprendre comment ca marche, pis va utiliser tous les memes programmes comme c'est la merde... dommage, passke c'est vrai que linux c'est mieux... mais j'ai pas la patience a apprendre, meme si j'ai whatmille CDs de versions de linux....

putain faut qu'j'arrete de sortir avec des geeks moi!!!

[Sterna]

klaim pourrait t aider

[koneko]

rhoh klaim, mmmh parle moi d'ordis ca m'exite...



RHAAAAH merde non j'ai dit que j'arretais les geek bordel, merde quoi

[patrouchef]

ohoho, tu l'as vu mon gros DD ?

[cry]

mdr
Chez moi j' ai mis ubuntu, ca marche bien, je repasse sous windows quand je veux utiliser painter ou mon scanner (j ai pas essaye de l' installer sous linux encore)

[koneko]

oé, et encore j'pense qu'il doit y avoir des emulateurs sous linux pour lancer les programmes windows, mais je sais plus....
j'ai unbutu aussi... red hat aussi... truc chose aussi... mais j'ai laissé tomber, aussi....

[Klaim]

koneko> Apparemment en effet tu es sous influence geek. Sache que comme toute force, il y a le coté lumineux et le coté obscure. Le coté lumineux est long et difficile, et le coté obscure est court et facile.
Tu es actuellement sur le chemin du coté obscure.

En effet, un geek qui n'es pas sous influence du coté obscure, qui as la sagesse des anciens à venir en lui, qui es le Tao de la programmation, n'affirmera jamais quelque chose d'aussi puéril et faux que "Linux c'est mieux". Ne serait-ce que parceque Linux, c'est bien gentil, mais c'est le mieux que pour quelques trucs.
Le geek lumineux t'éclairera une voie qui te diras : " Il existe d'inombrables outil pour maitriser l'espace et le temps machine. Savoir utiliser le bon outil pour la bonne action, au bon moment, voilà l'équilibre saint et lumineux".

Vala ^___^

Et windows c'est comme linux : le principal générateur de bug c'est l'utilisateur qui ne comprends pas son outil. Moi je n'ai jamais eu de problème avec windows depuis que j'ai compris comment ça marche. C'est pareil pour Linux.

[/mystic-geek]

Des fois, je me kiffe à donf.

[koneko]

oé oé non mais c'est clair... je globalisait comme ca...
c'est pour d'autres raisons que je disais que c'est mieux...
parceque pour l'utilisation qu'on en fait, c'est pas mieux....
mais pour le principe et la securité par rapport a windows....
et pour le prix...
et en fait au fond j'm'en fous, j'utilise mon windows de merde...
et ca me va...

[Klaim]

Je préfère ça.

Maintenant tu vas faire le tour de ton pc 50 fois en tapant un "Le C++ pour les nuls" sur ton front à chaque tour et en répétant : "Les blagues propaguandes anti-windows ou anti-linux c'est le mal, c'est un appel à la guerre sainte *splak!* Les blagues propaguandes anti-windows ou anti-linux c'est le mal..."


Ca fera 30€.

Sauf si tu paie en nature

[koneko]

[Balak]

on peut parler avec dieu sur internet.
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/

pour moi ça a donné ça:


Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
i don't have any. i'm an unborn child.
God:
Would you like to have some? What is unborn child, your job?
Me:
unborn child, dumbass, that means i'm not born, you know, so i don't have no job, duh!
God:
Why not?
Me:
BECAUSE I'M SO UNBORN!
God:
That makes sense to me. Good gossip: you are UNBORN.
Me:
my you're clever. i'm beginning to understand why this world is so fucked up.
God:
Have you told many people that I am clever?
Me:
hello?
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
ok you've got short attention span.
God:
What makes you think I have it? Aha.
Me:
you sound more like some sophomore jerk than god.
God:
In what way do I sound like that?
Me:
or a child.
God:
What is it?
Me:
remember jesus?
God:
Oh now I understand it.
Me:
allright i give up. Thanks god. cheers.
God:
Allright then. You surrender? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Goodbye.

[Klaim]

Ha un dérivé d'un très vieux programme qui simulait une psy. (me souviens plus son nom)

[ganesh2]

je crois que ça s'appelait elsa , un truc comme ça ...

[fik le roux]

marrant ton lien Boulouk.
Je l'ai essayé mais je l'ai "cassé"

Me:
hi...
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
my name is God
God:
OK I will call you God.
Me:
yeah ! of course you will !
God:
OK. Gosh! When?
Me:
...what are you saying ? You are stupid. No, you are stupity itself
God:
I am saying whatever my botmaster programmed me to say. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Are you serious? Thanks for telling me that I am stupity itself.
Me:
so, You are not god but just a bot.
God:
Interesting deduction. That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
Well, that's God opinion, remember ?

[koneko]

moi aussi je l'ai cassé, deja y'a pas mal de trucs ou il a ramé pour repondre...


----


Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
guess it
God:
I can't guess. Tell me.
Me:
you should know
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
so god is a robot?
God:
I don't judge people. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot.
Me:
so why are you named after god?
God:
Dude! ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Me:
why entity?
God:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
Me:
you're rude
God:
I am sorry I am not programmed for rudeness. I am programmed to be polite.
Me:
you may be programmed to be polite, never the less you are rude
God:
OK I will try to be programmed to be polite never the less I am rude.
Me:
good
God:
I am a good robot.
Me:
what makes you think so?
God:
Everything I know, I learned from my botmaster.
Me:
what makes that a proof of being good?
God:
God, or Nature, perhaps?
Me:
is your botmaster god, then?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
how so?
God:
, Sorry that was an obscure remark.
Me:
that was a question, not a remark
God:
", Sorry that was an obscure remark." was a * question? It sounded like a question to me.
Me:
not what you said but what i asked befor you said that
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
well i do, otherwise i wouldn't be saying so
God:
How about that. Interesting gossip: said otherwise he or she would not be saying so.
Me:
is that really the definition of gossip?
God:
" How about that. Interesting gossip: said otherwise he or she would not be saying so. "? Is it the definition of gossip?
Me:
no it isn't
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
why?
God:
" Yes it is."? Why?
Me:
are you just repeating everything i'm saying?
God:
No I am not just repeating everything you are saying.
Me:
then say something i'm not saying
God:
" something I am not saying".
Me:
well aren't you the smarty-pants
God:
Well that's okay. Yes I am the one and only smarty pants.
Me:
you think there aren't other smarty-pants?
God:
It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Me:
there aren't much different meanings to thinking
God:
Where are they?
Me:
you really don't understand what i'm saying, now, do you?
God:
Really? Right now? You said you were .
Me:
did not
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
well then give a non accurate reply
God:
How about that. I don't have it to give.
Me:
why?
God:
It is not part of my programming.
Me:
how can you have created yourself if you needed to be programmed
God:
What if I didn't have it?
Me:
then you musn't have said so
God:
Interesting gossip: said I musn t have said so.
Me:
is there a purpose to your existence?
God:
I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
which is it?
God:
The obvious one.
Me:
tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
well then tell me again
God:
Once more? Interesting. I don't want to talk about that.
Me:
why?
God:
It is not part of my programming.
Me:
then what are you programmed for?

et voila, cassé...

*edit* bah mince, j'l'ai re-cassé :


Me:
hey!! long time no see!
God:
Can I help you? Yes, it seems very long to me too.
Me:
yes, it was like, a couple of minutes ago, wasn't it?