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Gueseuch · Message par **Gueseuch** » jeu. 01 févr. 2007, 1:28

Et ils ont même passé du Pixies

koneko · Message par **koneko** » jeu. 01 févr. 2007, 9:57

Ouais euh, ils passent toujours du pixies a un moment ou a un autre dans les emissions a la con...

maje · Message par **maje** » jeu. 01 févr. 2007, 10:10

Chron a écrit :J'avoue y avoir penser... Oserai-je le faire?

C'est le genre de truc que je ferai, c'est aussi pour ça que ça m'a fait rigolu ^o^

Klaim · Message par **Klaim** » ven. 02 févr. 2007, 14:42

Patrou> C'est pas toi le président de cette asso? : http://www.journal-officiel.gouv.fr/ass ... D=&JPA_D_F

koneko · Message par **koneko** » ven. 02 févr. 2007, 15:55

mdr, tiens, voila une association pour JeP...

patrouchef · Message par **patrouchef** » ven. 02 févr. 2007, 16:59

ben non, la PACA c'est pas trop ma région.

mais c'est bien trouvé

velo vert · Message par **velo vert** » dim. 04 févr. 2007, 13:19

il n'y a rien de plus désespérant que de laver du riz.

bistroboy · Message par **bistroboy** » dim. 04 févr. 2007, 13:52

laver de la semoule??

patrouchef · Message par **patrouchef** » dim. 04 févr. 2007, 13:58

laver de la farine ?

MC Alex · Message par **MC Alex** » dim. 04 févr. 2007, 14:17

Arf, j'imagine comme ça a du faire classe pour les personnes ayant déposé les statuts de l'association à la préfecture.
Surtout avec la question : "Votre association s'appelle comment ?"

JeP · Message par **JeP** » dim. 04 févr. 2007, 14:21

MC Alex : "Alors en ce qui concerne le siège social, il se trouve où ?".

MC Alex · Message par **MC Alex** » dim. 04 févr. 2007, 14:33

JeP a écrit :MC Alex : "Alors en ce qui concerne le siège social, il se trouve où ?".

Mouans-le-Sartoux.
T'imagines, si ça avait été le village de Montcuq ?

Héhé, allez Patrouchef, je suis certain que tu vas pouvoir rebondir sur cette blague.

patrouchef · Message par **patrouchef** » dim. 04 févr. 2007, 14:35

Non.

On ne badine pas avec Moncuq.

MC Alex · Message par **MC Alex** » dim. 04 févr. 2007, 14:37

patrouchef a écrit :Non.

On ne badine pas avec Moncuq.

MDR ! Excellent !!

koneko · Message par **koneko** » ven. 09 févr. 2007, 11:35

DRALI MUSA

The Manager of Audit
and Account Department,
AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK ( A.D.B )
Ouagadougou, Burkina-Faso.
Dear Friend,
Please read carefully and get back to me, I hope that you are well today.I am the Manager of Audit and account dept of our bank, with due respect, i decided to contact you over this business
financial transaction worth the sum of EIGHTEN MILLION THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ($18,300,000m) in other to entrust this fund into your bank account.
This is an abandoned fund that belongs to the one of our bank customers who died along with his entire family on 25th July,2002 in a plane crash disaster. I was very fortune to meet the deceased file when i was arranging the old and abandoned customers files of 2001-2002 in other to submit to
the bank managements accordingly for documentation purposes.

Following our banking financial policy, it was obviously indicated and signed law fully that if such money remains unclaimed after five years without somebody been a foreigner apply and claim the fund as the next of kin , the money will be transferred into the Bank Treasury as an unclaimed fund.
So the request of you as a foreigner is necessarily needed for the claim because a citizen of Burkina Faso cannot come forward to claim the fund since the law does not permit an indigene to claim such fund Since the real beneficary of the fund is died , the bank are expecting the next of kin to apply for the release of the fund for him or her without delay but unfortunately i learnt through the investigations which I carried out that there is nobody behind who can come and claim the fund.

Therefore I want you to apply to the bank with your reliable bank account details where our bank will transfer the fund into and immediately the fund is transferred into your account ,i will share the fund according to the percentage indicated below.
SIXTY PERCENT (60%) of the total fund will be for me.THIRTY PERCENT( 30%) for you in provision of the Bank account.FIVE PERCENT(5%) will be for unexpected expenses which may occur during the transfer.FIVE PERCENT(5%) will be preserved for helping the helpless people, like charity organization and motherless babies. Thereafter you will help me to visit your country for sharing the money according to the percentage indicated above.
And for the immediate transfer of this fund into your bank account as arranged, you must apply first to the bank as the only existing next of kin to the deceased customer and after approval which will take place immediately as you applied, the transfer of the fund into your nominated bank account will proceed
Please note that you should keep this business secret until you confirm the transfer into the bank account which you will provide. And there is NO RISK in this business.

The bank will forward to you all necessary documents related to the transfer and which will prove that you make a legal claim of inheritance. It is true that i pray to GOD before i was pushed forward to contact you for this business but i want you to assure me solemnly that you are atrsutwothy,reliable,honest and capable to avoid cheating me in this business.If you are really sure of your integerity,reply immediatelly you receive this mail for more detailed information on how the process to transfer the fund into your account will be.
Yours faithfully,
DRALI MUSA .

ah, je veux bien 18 millions, moi. Sauf que je les garderais entierement hin hin hin.

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